Act Out: ‘Killing Eve’

God, I’m Tired — the final episode script

BY: Tiffany Goldstein

As we can imagine, life as a spy can’t be easy, but it sure can be juicy. Popular drama series “Killing Eve,” gives us a behind-the-scenes look on how a dangerous mission can simply turn into an erotic love story between an M15 officer Eve Polastri (Sandra Oh) and a very talented psychopathic assassin, Villanelle (Jodie Comer).  Throughout the first season, the two brought us on an emotional roller coaster ride, making us laugh, gasp, and cringe. From Villanelle seeking attention when killing the latest mob boss or politician to Polastri using her femininity to physically get closer to her secret obsession, Villanelle to put an end to the string of murders. The bloody game of cat-and-mouse within each episode, frequently left us speculating what’s down the road for the two. That’s why the season’s finale “God, I’m Tired” wicked twist by the powerful Eve, shook us to the core, wondering what will occur in the next season.

The season finale kicks off with jealously taking over Eve,  when she discovers that Carolyn (Fiona Shaw) interviewed Villanelle in the Russian prison without her knowing.  “She had no right to visit Villanelle without asking me!” she says. “Why? Wonders Kenny. She’s not your girlfriend.”

While jealously bottles up within, she turns to Kenny to continue the search for Villanelle. Since the interview in the Russian prison, the bold, bloody murderer escapes the institution and takes Konstantin’s young daughter hostage, in hopes to kill her father.

“My dad is going to kill you in the face!” Konstantin’s daughter says. Villanelle responds with “No I am going to kill your dad in the face!”  The taunt for taunt continues throughout their journey to find Konstantin, leaving them to fight like sisters, which created comic relief to the reoccurring horrific events.

As we all know, once someone gets close to Villanelle, they hopelessly and haplessly become under her frightful spell. Which leaves us even more dumbfounded by the great actions taken by Eve in the last scene.

Finally, Eve once again proved that she is a badass boss babe in the season finale when she finally breaks into Villanelle’s apartment and trashes the place just to share her indescribable love.

“I think about you all the time. I think about what you’re wearing and what you’re doing and who you’re doing it with. I think about what friends you have, what you eat before you work, what shampoo you use, what happened in your family. I think about your eyes and your mouth and what you feel when you kill someone. I think about what you had for breakfast. I just want to know everything,” Eve says.

So, just when you think the two are going to get down and dirty, Eve stabs Villanelle in the stomach. While the deed has been done, Eve immediately regrets her harsh decision and runs to find medical supplies. Giving Villanelle the opportunity to flee the bedroom.

Knowing that we won’t be saying goodbye to the hepatizing Villanelle just yet, it leaves us with unlimited questions that we hope to get answered in season two. What’s Eve’s next move? How badly is Villanelle injured? Will their love story go on? And lastly is Konstantin actually dead? I guess we have to wait to find out!


1 - Go back to London.
- Are we leaving? Of course we're not leaving.
We need to find Anna.
I'm investigating Oksana Ostankova.
I have a few letters from her at home.
She wrote to you in French? She loved the French lessons the most.
She had a fixation.
Oksana is not dead.
She escaped prison.
Your wife is big and your daughter is so loud.
- Where are they? - Screaming in a cupboard somewhere.
Urgh! The British, they are helping me.
I'm going to give them everything.
This arrived about a month after he told me she'd died.
I'm going to get into the prison security cameras.
Where are they taking her? Oh, my God! Shut up! Or I'll blow your tiny head to pieces! My dad is going to kill you in the face! No, I'm going to kill your dad in the face.
- No! Why? - Because he is an arsehole.
- You can't say shit about Dad! - I can! - You can't! - Why are you shouting? - I will kill you! - I will kill you! You are going to die! Ohh! What will make you stop shouting? Food.
What? I'm hungry.
Oh, okay.
Stick out your thumb.
Look vulnerable.
I am vulnerable.
- We can't just confront her.
- Oh, we can.
She had no right to visit Villanelle without asking.
Why? She's not your girlfriend.
It could be totally innocent.
I'm sorry if this is difficult for you.
- It's not.
I just - Are you frightened of your mother? Of course! Isn't everyone? If she's involved, she's dangerous.
There's a reason she went alone and there'll be a reason she wanted us back in London.
- We need to respect - No, we need to ask her what the hell she was getting out of my girlfriend.
We don't even know if she's here.
- You can open her hotel door? - What? You must have some gadgety thing or something? Um what? No.
I left my key in my room, number 107.
Of course, madam.
God, it makes me rage how efficient things are when you're a dick to people.
Can we at least knock once in case she's naked or something? - Oh, my God.
- Oh, God, it's been Jesus! - What the hell? - Oh.
- Where is Carolyn? - Mum? Where is she? I didn't er Right, I'm ready to - Why aren't you in London? - Why did you - Why is he in here? - Business.
So he sells hairdryers now, does he? - I was tidying.
- Are you two Who is he? Why aren't you in London? I specifically told you to return to London.
So? Villanelle is in the prison.
- She's not.
- Really? Somebody broke her out.
- What? - She attacked Konstantin.
Trapped his wife in a cupboard.
She's been released and now she's kidnapped his daughter.
He's come here to ask me for help.
We're having a little drink.
- Breakfast? - Yes.
What happened to your room? What do you mean? What? Are you a bad person? Yup.
- Have you kidnapped me? - Yup.
Are you a pedophile? No.
Okay, good.
Why don't you speak Russian? I don't like it.
Where are we going next? To get some money and then to see your dad.
Why didn't you take my mum? She's too big.
Why is your English so good? Language is information.
And information Is everything.
Yeah, I know.
You don't know that one, do you? Is my dad bad? Yes, he is the worst.
Are you? I don't know yet.
Is it hard to be bad? Not if you practice.
Finish that.
We're going.
- Where? - To see an old friend.
What? You can't speak Mandarin, can you? Shut up.
I'm still learning.
Kenny, will you book flights for you and Eve? I'll save you some cereal.
What are you Why aren't your security services on it? I thought she might make contact with you.
- Why? - You said you'd a connection.
Oh, no, I haven't had any contact with her since we came.
Why has she taken your daughter? - So I follow her.
- Why would she want that? She's been told to kill me.
I'm her next target.
And I don't know where she is.
Why would The Twelve want you dead? I don't know.
I work for Russian Intelligence.
Someone always wants me dead.
I need to find my daughter.
She's going to drive that woman crazy.
- Is she really annoying? - She's so annoying.
She's amazing but so annoying.
We should go back to Anna's.
Villanelle's gonna go there.
You've met Anna? Yes.
Hopefully I'll get to her before Villanelle does.
I'll bring Anna back here.
Good, then I'll ask Vlad to organize somewhere for her to stay.
You pack up the base, get home and we will talk later.
I want to You either want a job, in which case do what I say.
Or you don't want a job, in which case fend for yourself for once.
Alright, I'm going to Vlad.
Eve, do you need a car? I'll take her.
- Are you sure you shouldn't - No, it's good.
Let's do that.
Oksana! You are an arsehole.
Where is it? Where is my stuff, my passport, my money? I don't know.
- Where is she? - Who? Eve Polastri.
I don't know.
She was here to ask me about Your face.
Your face is hurt.
- Let me - No.
Just some disinfectant.
Look at you.
Oksana, please.
She gave me her number.
Give it to me.
You look the same.
You look older.
It's nice.
Can I go? Don't move your tiny stinking ass.
It's not stinking.
Let me clean your face and then I will give you her number.
Her face is a mess.
It does sting a bit.
Are you sure you don't want me to drive? Yes.
Don't do that! It won't be long.
You realize I haven't actually given you the address yet? You want to tell me how you know where Anna lives? It's exactly the same.
Even his chair.
The best sex we ever had was on that chair.
Oh, hello.
No, Irina, you stay.
It's an example of someone who thinks they can shoot a gun.
But they can't.
You're safe.
I can.
I will shoot your black heart.
Where is Eve's phone number? I can do it.
What would God say? He'd understand.
What would He say about doing it in front of her? - I don't mind.
- Shut up.
You see, you can't do it.
You can't.
I've spent every night dreaming that you were alive so I could shoot you myself.
When your coat came, I prayed to God that you would come.
Did you two used to go out? She seduced me.
Oh come on! It was you! Fine.
But can you blame me? - If you love each other - No! I don't love her anymore.
The thing is, I can kill you.
I'm sorry, but yes.
Oh, God! Get me her phone.
Now look for some money.
We deserve a big lunch.
Why does she want to kill you? If I told you, I would really have to kill you, you know? Okay.
No, I really would, huh? Okay! I said, okay.
Are you a part of The Twelve? Oh! Ohh! Are you insane? No! Who do you think they are? I don't know.
What did she tell you? - Villanelle? - Yes.
She said she didn't know who they were either.
She came to your house? Yep.
We just need to give her what she wants.
- Me.
- No, me.
- Oh, I thought you meant - Yes, I told you.
No, I told you she wants to kill me.
She's good.
I've decided.
You're a good person.
Oh, really? Why is that? Because you're sad and sad people are usually good because they feel things more.
Oh, God.
You're one of those profound kids.
I am not sad.
I have a happy face.
She's perfect.
One more and we can go to a really nice place.
Mama! Give me the money.
Hey, don't look! You know Villanelle! Admit it! Ooh, whoa! Don't move your hands.
But my er I have to put it back.
Don't move them! Why do you have a gun in your car? 'Cause I'm traveling to save my daughter from a psychopath.
- From Villanelle? - Yes.
Does she work for you? Don't turn around.
I don't want to see it.
Oh, Jesus.
Can I put it back? Yes, yes.
Put it back.
Did you recruit her from prison? Tell me the truth or I'll shoot you in the leg.
I recruited her from prison.
For who, Russian Intelligence? For a private organization.
They trained her.
I I trained her briefly.
But I haven't seen her in years.
- I don't believe you.
- Listen.
All I know is that I want my daughter, they want me and you want them.
So bring me to Irina and they will come to us, okay? And she will come and you will get her, me and them.
You will get it all! Please.
I promise.
I'm not gonna shake your hand.
- Don't be proud.
- I'm not.
I'm hygienic.
Shake my wrist.
Hello? Where is my passport? I have it.
Where's Irina? - I have it.
- I'm with her father.
Do you want some tea? We are going to Café Radozhny.
Get in the car.
I'm keeping this.
Café Radozhny.
Have you been on a plane before? We can't.
You don't have my passport.
- Yes, I do.
- Hey! - Your photo is hilarious.
- Stop it! I was young then! Your hair! - Dad! - Irina! Whoa! That's right, ladies, a child could die.
- Damn you! - Shut up.
Please stop moving or I will shoot someone.
I'm desperate.
- Oksana! - Ooh! - Suits you.
- Just tell me what you want.
Not here.
I'll come with you.
She is really annoying.
I know.
I like her.
Me too.
I've got your passport and your cash.
Just let Irina go and I'll give them to you.
- Throw it.
- I will if you No, no You don't know what to do with that.
I know.
I'm going to put it down.
- I'm not here to hurt anyone.
- Throw it! - Throw it.
- Throw it.
Excuse me.
Could you pass that along, please? Thank you so much.
Ooh! Thank you, Eve.
Don't break my heart.
Don't break mine.
You either.
- Who's your favorite? - What? Me or her? It's me isn't it? A little bit.
- Yes.
- Hey! Then you won't miss her so much, huh? What do you want? I want to do my job so I can go home and have a bath.
Okay, do your job.
But she is not your job.
You know we've never had sex? Weird, huh? - I'm married.
- You're romantic.
And you're a good person I think.
But I have to do my job and you understand that.
- No, no, no - Oksana, no! Come with me.
Just you and me.
Just you and me.
Ohh! Spasibo.
- Konstantin? - I'm afraid so.
There goes that lead.
Do you want a cheese puff? - Did you bring them with you? - Always.
Are they the normal flavor? Well, there's only one cheese puff flavor.
Oh, okay.
No, thanks.
First new message Okay, I've got a lead.
An apartment in Paris where a young man was found dead.
He had an asthma attack.
The same chemical was found in his lungs as the politician.
I checked the other residents of the building, just because you're all in Russia and I have nothing to do.
One of the apartments is paid for by the same account that paid Frank.
I've sent you the address.
Let me know when you want to go.
Please take me with you! I'm dying here! Who was that? Nico.
Well, that's a good reason to go home.
I believe that you both handed over my private correspondence with Konstantin Vasiliev to Vlad, in exchange for Nadia.
A dirty move but a good one.
I'm sorry it had to end this way.
It looks like I'm going to have to finish this on my own.
You can both pack up the London office.
I'm sure you both understand.
Pass me my bags, please.
London? London? Um No.
- Oui? - Bonjour.
Parlez-vous anglais? I don't like to.
But I can.
Um I'm looking for this woman.
Er Julie, yes.
Are you Um from the Yes.
Yes, I am.
- Really? - Yes.
I just want to make sure everything is in order.
It's nice to actually meet someone.
Erm do you need to see my records? Um yes.
I had my spyhole moved down so that I could sit by the door.
You paid for it, though.
Here that morning she had only her underwear on.
Then her brother came.
Her brother? I don't think he was her brother.
He came here a lot, though.
What did he look like? Grey hair, beard.
A bit like un ours.
Un ours? Un ours.
Raar! Okay.
Is Is this him? Ah, oui.
- Yes.
- Merci.
Uh we're trying to make the system more efficient and would like you to text me your reports - instead of writing them down.
- Okay.
Give me your number.
I haven't seen her in a while, though.
Any sign of her at all would be good.
Thank you.
Would you like a key? Are you kidding me? Did you have a party or something? I have lost two jobs, a husband and a best friend because of you.
But you got some really nice clothes out of it, so What are you going to do with that? - I'm gonna kill you.
- No, you're not.
- I am.
- You're not.
- I am.
- You like me too much.
So what now, Eve? I'm gonna tell you something.
Sit down.
I think about you all the time.
I think about what you're wearing and what you're doing and who you're doing it with.
I think about what friends you have.
I think about what you eat before you work and what shampoo you use and what happened in your family.
I think about your eyes and your mouth and what you feel when you kill someone.
I think about what you have for breakfast.
I just want to know everything.
I think about you too.
I mean, I masturbate about you a lot.
- Okay, that - Too much? No, it's just I wasn't expecting that.
So you trash my apartment because you like me so much? I I know it's not conventional.
What do you want? Honestly.
Don't be a dick.
Normal stuff.
A nice life.
Cool flat.
Fun job.
Someone to watch movies with.
God, I'm tired.
Aren't you tired? A little, yeah.
You found me.
Well done.
Thank you.
Are you gonna kill me? Promise? Promise.
Would you stay for a bit? Sure.
I've never done anything like this before.
It's okay.
I know what I'm doing.
Wow! - That's rude.
- Yeah.
- You can't.
- I can.
I can! I really liked you.
It hurts! Don't pull it.
What did I just say? Okay Okay, hold on! Hold on, it's okay! Just put your hand there.
I got you, I got you.
I'm gonna get some Wait there! Oh! Oh, shit! Put that down! Put it down! I need to help you! What are you doing? I'm coming out.
I'm coming out! She has gone.